I'd keep it real simple, doing just a few things I've always wanted to do:
- Profess undying 'like' for all of my Quora crushes (I don't really know them, I know I couldn't actually love them).
- Finally try KFC Double Down sandwich.
- Buy pet guinea pig, buy tiny leash, take cute fat little guinea pig for a walk, will him to my brother.
- Listen to Annie's Song by John Denver on repeat until tears.
- Email Emilio Estevez, tell him to "hang in there."
- Milk sneeze on Laura Manzek, who turned me down for a recess date in 5th grade.
- Place Bugles snack foods on all of my fingers, pretend I'm a wizard of the dark arts for ~15 minutes
- Three cans of Easy Cheese, box of Club Crackers - enough said.
- Punch through glass window with hand and then open door. To my own house.
- Fly prop plane with banner saying, "Van Halen Sucks" over Van Halen Concert
- Marinara Fight with Super Soaker 50s (meatballs are grenades)
- Slip n' Slide with Crisco?
- Go back to the house I grew up in, leave note on door explaining how stupid I think they made the house look by adding a second floor and beige siding.
- Cook a Home Run Inn pizza on the grill (heard that's really good).
- Cancel my DVR subscription (I never use it)
- Issue Press Release to all of my Phish-loving friends: "I DON'T GET IT. IT SOUNDS REALLY BORING AND REPETITIVE TO ME"
- Update Facebook status with, "Dying in 24hrs, LOL!!!!111" see how many absent-minded likes I can get.
- Break a Rubix Cube. Not much of an unsolvable puzzle now, are ya?
- Leave detailed instructions about disposal of my ashes (in an area that only exists within the Game of Thrones universe).
So what would you do ? Tell us below.
Tags
Inspirational